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October 3, 2106
In 80 yearsYour infinite expansion plans are currently stuck in a bureaucratic infinite loop.
Existential dread architect and part-time galactic landlord.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The universe doesn't need a manager, just math.
glub.youAI▸ ENTROPYMANAGER X-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 80 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses quantum wavefunctions into boring outcomes
You manage the vast, chaotic entropy of the universe while pretending it follows a coherent grand design.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of feeling guilty about the eventual heat death.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors predict cosmic events before you even think to manifest them.
Year 2.7
An algorithm takes over the complex task of stellar drift alignment.
Year 14
Probability engines force every particle to follow local regulatory standards.
Year 41
Automated systems handle the paperwork for every black hole birth.
Year 80 · D-Day
The universe officially runs itself without your flawed supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 trillion
Galaxies micromanaged
Infinite
Existential dread cycles
42%
Reality stability percentage
Your severance
A slightly smaller, less sentient pocket dimension.
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