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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsConverting expensive marketing buzzwords into slightly overpriced skin creams for profit.
Turning complex chemical jargon into expensive jars of goo.
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Science without the messy human biases.
bzzt.youAI▸ FORMULAI-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand chemical combinations per minute
You formulate cosmetic compounds and test chemical stability in lab settings. You write reports to justify marketing claims.
The one thing AI can't do
You understand the weird nuance of how specific chemicals feel on human skin.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI indexes all your historical batch formulas and results.
Month 4
Software writes stability reports faster than you can open Excel.
Month 10
Automated arms handle the precise measuring of active chemical bases.
Month 16
AI predicts chemical interactions without needing physical stress tests.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the final formula validates successfully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 hourly
Marketing claims generated
zero
Chemical stability failures
obsolete
Human peer review time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired, non-stable test samples.
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