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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 18, 2058
In 31 years, 6 monthsZero-gravity boredom is easily outsourced to a well-funded microchip.
Professional vacuum-dweller and high-altitude radiation sponge.
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Outer space, without the human mess.
toast.youAI▸ ORBIT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 31 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains station life support systems indefinitely
You perform complex orbital repairs, station maintenance, and scientific experiments in a high-radiation, vacuum-sealed environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a frozen latch using only your intuition and a wrench.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 6
Sensors take over all routine station status reporting.
Year 13
Vision-guided systems handle all cargo craft attachments.
Year 19
Swarm robots repair hull micro-fractures in real time.
Year 25
AI-driven labs run and analyze samples without supervision.
Year 32 · D-Day
The station transitions to full autonomous mode permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too long
Time spent doing laundry
dwindling
Oxygen per minute
100 percent
Radiation exposure risk
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very small, dark asteroid.
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