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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for dead budgets.
Professional budget-policeman and spreadsheet-tamer extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time fiscal dominance in every sector.
split.youAI▸ BUDGET-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies all unauthorized spend requests instantly
You track project spending against original budgets and hunt for variances. You spend your life chasing down missing invoices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically shame a department head for their reckless printer toner spending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software starts reading every invoice and receipt automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms detect budget overruns before the human accountant even opens Excel.
Month 7
Bots automatically ping managers until invoices are signed or discarded.
Month 10
Management views live financial data instead of waiting for your summary.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full financial authority and deletes all spreadsheets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4,000+
Spreadsheet rows per hour
99.9%
Invoices flagged as suspicious
1.2 cups
Coffee consumed per variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget tracking module.
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