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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a very expensive supervisor of oversized cereal pallets.
Professional curator of bulk mayonnaise and middle-class dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing warehouse flow without the payroll overhead.
help!youAI▸ CLUBCONTROLLER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks three aisles during a single blink
You manage massive inventories, oversee floor operations, and ensure the rotisserie chickens never stop rotating for the masses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which checkout lane will move fastest by watching the customers' eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every square inch of the warehouse floor layout.
Month 7
Automated replenishment systems handle all reordering without human intervention.
Month 16
Algorithms predict member footfall and direct staff like chess pieces.
Year 2.2
Autonomous pallet jacks clear the aisles faster than any human.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system confirms operational efficiency is maximized without your supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
Instantaneous
Pallet audit speed
Zero seconds
Member checkout wait
Negligible
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Kirkland Signature hot dogs.
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