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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving heavy pallets is just a slow, clumsy way to exercise.
Lifting pallets until the spine says enough is enough.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The warehouse floor belongs to the grid.
split.youAI▸ PALLETMASTER-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks the entire aisle before opening
You spend your shift navigating forklifts through aisles and manually lifting heavy bulk items onto metal warehouse shelves.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to spot a damaged box before it reaches the shelf.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the warehouse to guide autonomous pallet jacks efficiently.
Month 6
Self-driving tugs take over the movement of pallets from loading docks.
Month 16
Weight sensors on racks trigger restock alerts to the central system.
Year 2.5
Articulated arms place boxes directly onto shelves with perfect precision.
Year 4 · D-Day
The warehouse operates as a fully automated, human-free logistics node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
20
Pallets per hour
too high
Back strain incidents
constant
Aisle blockage time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of bulk mayonnaise and cardboard boxes.
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