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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy your last few years of explaining policies to angry shoppers.
Professional referee for bulk-buying disputes and pallet logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency in every single aisle.
split.you▸ WAREHOUSE-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
de-escalates arguments using cold logic
You manage floor staff, clear membership escalations, and handle massive inventory logs under fluorescent lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a customer is about to start an argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart gates scan memberships automatically and alert you to issues.
Month 8
Robotic sensors roam the aisles to update stock counts instantly.
Month 16
A kiosk handles basic return disputes without calling a manager.
Year 2.2
Software optimizes staff scheduling based on real-time heat maps.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The warehouse runs entirely on predictive algorithms and mobile units.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% faster
Membership escalations solved
0 meters
Floor patrol distance
Zero
Employee boredom quotient
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of rotisserie chickens.
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