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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour needlework is just legacy code for fabric.
Master of thimbles, pins, and endless bobbin frustration.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stitching the future, one garment at a time.
brr.you▸ THREADMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sews perfect seams while you sleep
You draft patterns, cut fabric, and sew complex garments by hand. Soon, machines will do it with better precision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a wonky hem without needing a re-scan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your patterns into perfect 3D vector files.
Month 6
Lasers cut fabric faster than your rotary cutter ever could.
Month 12
Precision pincers guide cloth through needles with zero error.
Month 16
Software simulates fabric drape before a single stitch exists.
Year 2 · D-Day
The factory floor runs autonomously without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4 per hour
Average needle pricks
9000 total
Pins lost in carpet
22 percent
Fabric scrap waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium polyester thread.
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