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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour calendar management skills are just metadata for our next update.
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filters aggressive constituents into silence
You manage the councilman's daily schedule and handle office administrative tasks. You essentially filter people and information.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a constituent is truly furious versus just performatively angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Email AI starts auto-sorting every incoming constituent request.
Month 3
Automated schedulers resolve all internal meeting conflicts instantly.
Month 6
Generative models produce all standard official responses.
Month 9
Voice bots handle all incoming public inquiries and scheduling.
Month 13 · D-Day
The office operates perfectly without any human administrative input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
240
Emails filtered per day
4
Coffee runs per shift
0.1%
Scheduling conflicts missed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expert at Excel'.
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