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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional meeting-chairer whose biggest legacy is a rebranded letterhead.
Bureaucrat who thinks replying to emails is leadership.
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Efficiency without the committee
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autogenerates bureaucratic jargon for council press releases
You manage council budgets and sign off on policies you didn't write. You attend endless committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist with a completely straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your meeting notes are uploaded to an internal training model.
Month 4
An algorithm assumes control over the local authority fiscal spreadsheets.
Month 8
CivicAdmin starts drafting your official statements without human input.
Month 13
A screen in the cabinet room provides pre-calculated policy responses.
Month 19 · D-Day
A press release is issued announcing your sudden, early retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per policy
3%
Percentage of meetings useful
800 words
Average word count of excuses
Your severance
One free LinkedIn premium subscription and a handshake.
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