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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating bureaucratic jargon into newsletters no one reads for a living.
Professional translator of committee meeting minutes into empty fluff.
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Automated policy communication for the modern municipality.
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filters resident complaints into bottomless digital bins
Drafts public notices and council updates while managing community feedback portals. You write emails that go ignored.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a resident is about to start shouting in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models start drafting all routine council notices automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual review of constituent complaint logs.
Month 8
Bots handle all public social media interaction for the department.
Month 13
Software instantly turns legislation into simplified plain-English public updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The council server takes over all external communication roles completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails per day
0.04%
Read rate
3,000
Meetings attended
Your severance
One free subscription to the council planning portal.
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