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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour brushes are cute, but the spray-bot does it faster forever.
Professional surface flipper for the local government.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coating public surfaces with surgical, soul-less precision.
toast.you▸ WALLMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recoats the town hall in ninety minutes
You mask, sand, prime, and roll paint onto public walls and council buildings while dodging irate local citizens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a patch of damp drywall by scent alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan every building surface to map the exact dimensions.
Month 5
Industrial sanders and scrapers clean the walls without your help.
Month 13
Robotic hoses coat walls while adjusting for wind and temperature.
Year 2.1
Precision grippers remove tape without damaging any underlying surface.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The council sells your ladders for scrap and shuts you down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Average drips per wall
Twelve
Coffee breaks taken
Perfect
Tape peeling efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium masking tape.
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