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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Council Personal Assistant jobs? · Latest report #imqkj9vk
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites and meeting minutes are just data points now.
Gatekeeper of the public purse and coffee orders.
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Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
blub.you▸ CIVICFLOW AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters every incoming email automatically
You manage councillor diaries, draft formal emails, and transcribe minutes. Soon, software will handle every single administrative request.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a councillor is about to explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the shared calendar to avoid overlapping appointments.
Month 4
Language models write all formal replies to local resident inquiries.
Month 8
Real-time speech to text replaces human minute-taking in meetings.
Month 13
Decision trees automatically route resident issues to the correct department.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant role is fully handled by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
142
Emails drafted per day
89000
Meeting minutes typed
40% life
Time spent on hold
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the council's newsletter.
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