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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Counter Terrorism Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ehwn3gcz
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPredicting threats is easy when you stop caring about human nuance.
Master of spreadsheets, doom-scrolling, and existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting the dots before you find them.
squeeze.you▸ OMNISCIENCE CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
uncovers sleeper cells through pattern noise
You spend days correlating signal intelligence and social media patterns to identify potential security threats and threat actors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the moral weight of a false lead to a superior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine begins scraping the databases you manually query.
Month 4
AI models flag threats faster than your morning coffee break.
Month 8
Briefing notes are drafted by the machine before you arrive.
Month 13
The machine suggests specific actions, rendering your analysis redundant.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy, and you are logged out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000+
Threats detected per hour
Negligible
False positives
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
A non-disclosure agreement and a gift card.
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