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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMeasuring stone by hand is just high-stakes sketching for robots.
Turning heavy rocks into expensive kitchen eye-candy.
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Perfect seams without the back pain.
help!you▸ LITHOSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cuts perfect miters without breathing silica dust
You cut, polish, and edge heavy stone slabs for kitchens. Your precision dictates if the seam fits perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively spot a hidden crack in the granite before the saw ruins it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Laser scanners record every awkward angle of the customer kitchen.
Month 8
Software optimizes the cut path to minimize wasted expensive quartz.
Month 16
Water-cooled arms cut the stone without needing a lunch break.
Year 2.2
Cameras track edge finish quality while the grinder does laps.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The gantry unit completes final install, marking you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
450 lbs
Average slab weight (lbs)
120s
Seconds per edge-polishing pass
0.02 in
Margin for error (inches)
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium diamond-tipped polishing pads.
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