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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to point at rocks is not a unique human gift.
Expert guide through the graveyard of sedimentary rock.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal without the small talk.
help!youAI▸ LITHASALES-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect slab layouts onto customer kitchen
You walk clients through stone slabs and generate quotes. Automation handles the selection and logistics much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shade shift in granite that cameras miss under fluorescent lights.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors map every slab to build a perfect virtual library.
Month 5
Software replaces manual square footage math with pixel-perfect laser measurements.
Month 10
Clients inspect digital slabs in full 3D instead of walking aisles.
Month 15
Autonomous carts retrieve and present chosen slabs for final approval.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system finishes the sale while you clear out your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12 minutes
Average slab touch-time
14 percent
Quote accuracy variance
90 percent
Human small-talk overhead
Your severance
A lifetime supply of granite polish you cannot use.
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