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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsWatching the gate until a camera does it for free.
Gatekeeper of the greens, protector of the golf carts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your perimeter, perpetually managed.
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scans license plates in total darkness
Patrolling manicured grounds and checking member credentials at the entry booth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can politely tell the chairman his parking is still not permitted on the green.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras replace your eyes to log every entry automatically.
Month 7
Drones hover over the greens to spot trespassers instantly.
Month 16
Paper records move to a database you no longer touch.
Year 2.2
AI assistants handle delivery drivers through an intercom system.
Year 3 · D-Day
The booth is removed to make room for more parking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
Zero
Average member complaints
40 per week
Hours spent idling
12 hours
Battery life
Your severance
A one-year supply of complimentary club golf balls.
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