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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Court Aide jobs? · Latest report #4dhi7dty
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMoving files between rooms is a high-stakes hobby for robots.
Professional paper-mover and hallway navigation expert.
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Paperwork delivered before the judge arrives.
toast.you▸ JUSTICERUNNER 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers subpoena without blinking
You transport physical documents and supplies between courtrooms. Your career is essentially an expensive courier service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a judge is too annoyed to sign anything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors map the courthouse hallways for optimal transit paths.
Month 5
Small robots take over the delivery of routine office supplies.
Month 12
Most physical mail is scanned and digitized before arriving.
Month 18
Robotic arms handle the sorting and physical movement of files.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The last human aide is replaced by an automated logistics hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12000
Average steps per day
0.02%
Document error rate
Zero
Files lost in transit
Your severance
A shredder and a thank you card.
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