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the 1700s
Already deprecatedYour career ended when the king got a television remote.
Historical entertainer, expert in pratfalls and political mockery.
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Infinite loops of slapstick and satire.
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delivers perfectly timed puns until audience exhaustion
Entertain royals with crude jokes and physical gags. You failed to pivot to sitcom writing.
The one thing AI can't do
You could survive a banquet without needing a firmware update.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1500
The written word makes your oral jokes feel dated.
1650
Scripted plays replace your drunken, unorganized improv sessions.
1780
Monarchs decide your bells and whistles are undignified.
1850
Vaudeville agents make your court contract look sad.
Already
The jester is fully replaced by static political cartoons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4000
Jokes per hour
0%
Execution risk
100%
Royal approval rating
Your severance
A stale turkey leg and a royal pardon.
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