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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified stapler that thinks it is judicial.
Gatekeeper of the docket and master of the timestamp.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing without the human bottleneck.
glub.youAI▸ DOCKETMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every motion before the judge asks
You track court filings, manage hearing schedules, and ensure legal documents meet strict formatting and filing deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a lawyer is bluffing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Forms are moved to an automated cloud submission portal.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize the judge's calendar to eliminate empty slots.
Month 8
Validation software rejects incomplete filings before they hit a desk.
Month 13
Secure robotic arms manage physical exhibit storage and access.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your desk becomes an expensive shelf.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Stamps per minute
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
100 percent
Paper cuts prevented
Your severance
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