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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour fingers are fast, but the transcript generator never gets sleepy.
Professional listener and keeper of the legal record.
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split.youAI▸ LEXI-RECORD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legal jargon in real time
Records live court testimony using stenotype machines and creates accurate legal transcripts for the public record.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sarcasm in a witness's tone that text alone misses.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Multi-array microphones begin mapping individual voices in the courtroom.
Month 3
Voice-to-text engines learn legal vocabulary and specific judge idiosyncrasies.
Month 7
Real-time transcripts appear on lawyer tablets instantly without human intervention.
Month 11
AI cross-references audio records to verify accuracy against legal databases.
Month 14 · D-Day
The stenotype becomes a paperweight and court proceedings go fully automated.
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