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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour stenotype machine is just a keyboard that gave up on keys.
Stenotype master of the phonetic universe.
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records the truth without emotional bias
Transcribing legal proceedings in real-time using specialized phonetic keyboards. Creating official transcripts for the court record.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person in the room who can parse the judge's mumbles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity beamforming microphones replace your ears in the courtroom.
Month 4
Natural language models begin parsing legalese in parallel to you.
Month 8
System starts suggesting transcript edits that you keep ignoring.
Month 12
The court officially accepts machine-verified digital transcripts as binding.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your stenotype is retired to a museum display case.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 98.2%
Unlimited
WPM capability
Zero
Coffee consumption
Nanoseconds
Objection latency
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A lifetime subscription to our speech-to-text cloud.
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