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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour steering wheel is just a placeholder for a better algorithm.
Professional listener and expert in local traffic patterns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No small talk, just point-to-point transit.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT SHUTTLE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates traffic without needing an aux cord
You drive customers to work and retrieve cars for service. You are essentially a human shuttle app.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the customer's mood well enough to know when to stay silent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dynamic mapping software replaces your memory of local roads.
Month 6
Key management cabinets automate the tracking of customer vehicle fobs.
Month 15
Level 4 driving sensors take over the actual vehicle navigation.
Year 2
A single remote operator monitors forty vehicles at once.
Year 3 · D-Day
The shuttle pod arrives, and your driving days end forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42 minutes
Average small talk time
14
Missed turns per year
3 per shift
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A slightly used floor mat and a keychain.
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