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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSorting through piles of paper until the digital void claims you.
Gatekeeper of the dusty, paper-filled basement records.
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Filing your paperwork before the judge blinks.
toast.youAI▸ DOCKETMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes entire archives in one afternoon
You manage case files, process legal documents, and swear in the occasional witness. It is mostly busywork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a lawyer is lying about a missing document.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed optical scanners digitize your entire backlog of paper files.
Month 4
Autonomous sorting arms organize your digital folders with zero errors.
Month 8
Software automatically updates case statuses based on uploaded lawyer submissions.
Month 13
Witnesses are verified via biometrics instead of your vocal oath.
Month 18 · D-Day
The courthouse desk is removed to make room for a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 files
Paperwork processed per hour
5 minimum
Coffee breaks taken daily
12 hours
Time spent finding misfiled documents
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime supply of legal pads.
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