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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill six-minute increments for work a script does in seconds.
Senior CPA (expert in Excel shortcuts and tax dread)
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Closing the books before you wake up.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags tax loopholes in real-time
You review financial statements, manage tax audits, and navigate complex regulatory compliance for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with professional grace during a lunch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Auto-categorisation bots start filing your recurring invoices without human touch.
Month 4
Neural nets scan ledgers to find errors faster than a junior.
Month 8
Direct API connections to tax portals remove the manual filing process.
Month 13
AI writes the audit reports and explanations you usually draft manually.
Month 18 · D-Day
The accounting software updates, rendering your manual input entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
10 million/hr
Spreadsheet rows processed
0.0001 percent
Audit error rate
zero
Sleep lost to tax season
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a stress ball.
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