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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track depreciation while your own career trajectory hits zero.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your workbooks are mapped into automated data pipelines.
Month 4
AI models verify tax forms faster than you read them.
Month 8
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Month 14
You only click confirm on findings you no longer understand.
Month 19 · D-Day
The script runs your final return without needing your seat.
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