Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace CPG Market Research Analyst jobs? · Latest report #9fwrm5wq
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell insights about grocery shoppers who ignore your entire existence.
Professional slide-deck filler and grocery-aisle fortune teller.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the sales pitch.
help!youAI▸ MARKETSENSE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 10 million data points instantly
You aggregate point-of-sale data and consumer surveys to forecast market trends. You pitch these findings to brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual Excel formatting and error checking.
Month 4
Generative models produce your deck templates before you even ask.
Month 8
Clients bypass your meetings by querying live dashboards directly.
Month 12
The system pushes findings to stakeholders without your narration.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45
slides created per week
94%
irrelevant survey points
0.1%
actual insight density
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium yogurt coupons.
Discussion
