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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConfiguring quotes for products that will be obsolete before the sale closes.
Senior architect of impossible pricing rules and broken JSON.
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Automated pricing for a simpler future.
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compiles complex product hierarchies in milliseconds
You spend days mapping product rules and pricing logic in complex XML and proprietary drag-and-drop interfaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret why the pricing engine exploded during a massive fiscal quarter close.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scans your BML scripts for standard logic patterns.
Month 4
Natural language models convert your XML logic into native code.
Month 8
The system runs unit tests on every configuration rule automatically.
Month 13
Deployment tools detect breaking changes and roll back instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single click generates your final severance and deletes your repo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42 per week
XML rule errors
8 cups
Coffee intake
1200
Logic loops identified
Your severance
A one-month license to a dead sandbox environment.
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