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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Jira dashboard is just a slow, expensive way to procrastinate.
Professional architect of complex, redundant digital roadmaps.
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automates quarterly strategy pivots overnight
You oversee product roadmaps and technical stacks for driving license marketplaces. You manage engineers and argue about strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the Q4 product roadmap to investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your roadmap based on historical data patterns.
Month 5
Real-time dashboard bots replace your human KPI review meetings.
Month 10
Software agents handle all external marketplace API negotiations autonomously.
Month 15
Automated scanners identify and resolve technical debt without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes the executive slack channel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
14
Roadmap changes per week
3%
Percentage of meetings useful
72%
Time spent in Slack
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaces you.
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