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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving blocks around for a living is just manual labor with pixels.
Expert in field-shuffling and obscure Twig filter chaining.
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No more template errors.
blub.you▸ TWIGDRILL-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates content models from empty csv files
You spend days configuring matrix fields and debugging twig templates for clients who never update their own content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry client why their custom plugin broke the site.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents convert your manual field mapping into JSON schemas.
Month 4
Models learn to render your templates by scanning thousands of git repos.
Month 8
Systems automatically apply security fixes without requiring your manual database migration.
Month 12
The CMS identifies layout brokenness and suggests fixes to the site owner.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server terminates your access rights and deletes your local environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
400 hours/year
Average Time Debugging Twig
3 business days
Client Content Update Delay
88 percent
Redundancy Risk Score
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