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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou get paid to be the most expensive piece of furniture ever.
Professional projectile and amateur physics enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable, precise, and infinitely reusable data points.
split.youAI▸ IMPACTSIM MODEL-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses into a pile of reusable sensors
You sit in vehicles during impact tests to gather data on injury potential and safety system performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a distinct, human-shaped way of flying through a windshield at speed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Sophisticated physics engines now simulate every possible impact scenario.
Month 13
Smart sensors are embedded directly into vehicle frames and chassis.
Month 21
Reusable mechanical models replace the need for traditional, clumsy setups.
Year 2.4
Real-time analytics replace the need for physical autopsy of impact results.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility stops ordering replacements and moves to pure software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
G-Force tolerance
Zero
Broken limbs
5 minutes
Rebuild time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium bubble wrap.
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