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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour unique ability to discern between 'Cerulean' and 'Blue' is now obsolete.
Professional wax connoisseur and occasional digestive system victim.
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Standardised taste, zero cholesterol.
glub.youAI▸ WAXPROFILER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates wax consistency via chemical analysis
You identify subtle flavor profiles in wax sticks to ensure brand consistency during quality control.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can distinguish the bitter aftertaste of a poorly mixed pigment batch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Mass spectrometry begins mapping the exact molecular profile of every color.
Month 7
Robotic vats ensure the flavor additives match the molecular database perfectly.
Month 13
High-res cameras identify surface imperfections that once required human tongues.
Month 18
Machines assume full control of the wax testing production line.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to retire your palate for a synthetic alternative.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4500
Waxes tasted annually
99.9% accuracy
Color-related flavor detection
High
Average stomach acidity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic wax samples.
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