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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour windmill obstacle is just a glorified mechanical failure waiting to happen.
Professional curator of plastic sharks and fake turf.
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Perfect putting without the human distraction.
help!youAI▸ COURSEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
resets course obstacles with aggressive efficiency
You manage neon-lit turf layouts, collect entry fees, and unjam plastic putter-ball return tracks for holiday tourists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group of teenagers is about to jump over the moat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Replacing your till with coin-op turnstiles reduces theft and interaction.
Month 5
Sensors identify balls stuck in tunnels and trigger robotic retrieval arms.
Month 13
Small autonomous scrubbers handle the power-washing while tourists are asleep.
Year 2.1
Precision sprays refresh your pirate statues with factory-level consistency.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single hub runs the park and tells guests to leave at closing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
putter clogs per week
89%
sunscreen-stained scorecards
4 minutes
average tourist patience
Your severance
A lifetime supply of neon-colored golf balls.
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