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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling soap is just math with a thesaurus, and you are failing.
Professional metaphor-smith and late-night Slack-message survivor.
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glub.youAI▸ ADGENIUS PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates viral slogans in real-time
Drafts campaign slogans and brand manifestos based on client briefs. Manages revisions while nursing a caffeine dependency and mid-career existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes every campaign you ever wrote to mimic your distinct brand voice.
Month 3
Machine learning models generate 1000 variations of your slogans based on current market trends.
Month 7
The client platform automatically interprets performance metrics to rewrite copy without human intervention.
Month 12
Human input is restricted to confirming machine-generated choices to reduce latency and error.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the CMS is revoked while our model outputs your final redundancy notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Average buzzwords per brief
18/week
Hours spent staring at walls
0.03
Original ideas per quarter
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock-photo site.
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