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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are a professional mood-board pointer who has never shipped code.
Professional visionary (mostly slides, emotionally detached from P&L).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synergy without the expensive lunch bills.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that nobody can refute
You facilitate creative meetings, approve budget slides, and pretend to understand the agency's actual work output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which client is about to fire the agency during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your meeting transcripts are ingested to train the agency-logic model.
Month 4
Software flags your budget sign-offs as redundant and purely decorative.
Month 8
Vision models create better agency concepts than your human creative team.
Month 13
Sentiment sensors track employee morale better than your casual check-ins.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency board swaps your office chair for a digital terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
78 minutes
Average meeting duration
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per strategy
12 words
Buzzword density per minute
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded hoodie.
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