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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour agency sells unique ideas that algorithms now generate by the second.
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oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates full strategy decks in six seconds
You pitch strategy and manage client accounts. We replace your intuition with high-speed data synthesis and automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models instantly build decks based on client project history.
Month 5
Algorithms analyze your sector data faster than your senior strategists.
Month 10
AI handles all new business vetting and initial client correspondence.
Month 16
Automated systems produce final assets without agency project management.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm is converted into an automated asset deployment interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 hours/week
Time spent in discovery meetings
4 per client
Pitch deck iteration cycles
0.5 gallons
Coffee consumption during strategy
Your severance
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