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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a prompt engineer with an expensive office lease.
Professional visionary, part-time prompt engineer, full-time bloat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating award-winning campaigns without the overhead costs.
toast.youAI▸ PITCH-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire pitch deck overnight
You pitch creative concepts to brands and manage teams using generative models to automate art and copy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the campaign results failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models generate your decks based on client sentiment data.
Month 4
Algorithms curate the best visuals without your subjective feedback.
Month 8
Digital avatars handle all client feedback loops and complaints.
Month 13
Production teams are replaced by direct-to-market generative pipelines.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on local loops without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per pitch
82%
Time spent in Zoom
400%
Average ego inflation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software replacing you.
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