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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour soul is just a series of patterns we can mimic better.
Professional dreamer struggling with late-stage inspiration
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Creating auditory and visual works through intense focus and emotional labor. The process involves high iteration, subjective critique, and infinite refinement of aesthetic nuance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to make things that deliberately confuse or bore the audience.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your entire portfolio to identify your unique aesthetic DNA.
Month 3
The engine begins producing near-identical works that mimic your specific stylistic nuances.
Month 6
The market is flooded with synthetic content, effectively rendering your individual output commercially invisible.
Month 10
Algorithms steer listeners and viewers toward the platform-native, cheaper, algorithmic alternatives.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are formally retired, leaving only your archives for the machines to consume.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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