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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsCongratulations on being the world's most expensive glorified calendar and coffee runner.
Professional post-it note organizer and vibe curator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning human whims into formatted deliverables.
squeeze.youAI▸ SCRIPTSYNC AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates feedback loops across all departments
You shuffle mood boards, track project schedules, and curate feedback loops that could be handled by a single email thread.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the director hides the emergency snacks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An autonomous agent takes over sorting your executive emails and tagging priority requests.
Month 3
A smart calendar algorithm predicts and books production meetings without your input.
Month 6
Vision models ingest raw notes and output perfectly formatted production drafts instantly.
Month 10
Custom scripts pull status updates directly from production software to replace your manual reports.
Month 13 · D-Day
All your administrative tasks are folded into a single unified cloud management dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2 minutes
Coffee delivery latency
12,400
Mood board iterations
0%
Meaningful creative input
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's AI platform.
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