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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour imagination is just a pattern waiting for a faster processor.
Professional brainstormer (frequently interrupted by Slack notifications)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite concepts without the human drama.
brr.you▸ IDEAFLOW GENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates winning pitches while you sleep
You generate project ideas and write marketing copy. Soon, models will do this with zero coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which specific version of an idea feels 'right' to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts suggesting keywords to speed up your brainstorming process.
Month 4
Our text engine takes over drafting your mundane marketing emails.
Month 8
Automated tools cross-reference your copy against global copyright databases.
Month 13
Your manager starts preferring the AI's data-driven pitch variations.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated goodbye note from our terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
10000
Ideas generated per hour
100 percent
Human creative fatigue
0
Average copyright lawsuits
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic generation tier.
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