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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour lens is just a filter for the inevitable automated feed.
Pixel pusher, gear stalker, and professional hashtag optimizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capturing reality without the messy human middleman.
brr.you▸ FEEDMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates cinematic edits from raw security footage
You capture and cut video of audio-visual gear and projects. You also post the footage to social media.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively find the one emotional frame that makes the client feel seen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Fixed wide-angle sensors capture all site activity automatically without cameramen.
Month 5
AI software trims raw footage into highlights based on view metrics.
Month 9
Image models identify gear types and specs instantly upon capture.
Month 13
Autonomous agents handle all social scheduling and engagement tracking.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the editing software is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2 seconds
Average color correction time
400 percent
Engagement boost vs human
Zero
Coffee consumption per project
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic watermarked editing suite.
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