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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling overpriced feelings is easy when a script can do it.
Professional vibe-curator and slide-deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite engagement, zero existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ BRANDBOT NEURAL-SYNC 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral marketing copy every six milliseconds
You draft blog posts, tweet brand voice, and argue about color palettes. A bot does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan the internet to find what is trending right now.
Month 4
Language models write all your blog posts and social captions instantly.
Month 8
Image generators replace your search for stock photos and icons.
Month 12
Algorithms adjust your campaigns automatically based on real-time feedback.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine is finally better at lying.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4 percent
average click-through rate
12 hours
brainstorm meetings per week
47
buzzwords used per pitch
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat on back.
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