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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour hype videos are just screensavers for people who hate reading.
Master of saturation filters and 17-year-old attention spans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recruiting hype for the masses.
squeeze.youAI▸ GRIDIRONGEN AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect hype reels from raw footage
You produce social media clips, design recruiting graphics, and manage digital branding for collegiate football programs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a prospect will respond to a direct message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI automatically categorizes raw practice footage by player and play type.
Month 3
Software instantly resizes all graphics for every social platform simultaneously.
Month 8
Content distribution bots optimize post timing based on recruit engagement metrics.
Month 13
The AI generates unique visual assets for commitment announcements on demand.
Month 18 · D-Day
Humans are removed from the loop; the brand runs on pure engagement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
240k
Twitter impressions per post
40
Hours spent on transitions
1200
Recruits followed on Instagram
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead Instagram account.
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