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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour mood boards are just training data for our better taste.
Middleweight designer (mostly Figma, occasionally regretting career choices).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel perfection without the fragile ego.
splat.you▸ VISIONARY-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 400 variations while you sip tea
You spend days iterating on layouts, tweaking typography, and guessing what the client wants to see next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a bad design choice with enough misplaced confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our AI scans your entire folder history to clone your style.
Month 4
The client receives instant variations instead of waiting for you.
Month 9
Exporting files becomes a background task no human ever touches.
Month 14
The machine predicts trends before your human brain perceives them.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your files are archived forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Iteration count
Zero
Coffee intake
Null
Ego size
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font pack.
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