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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your fancy particle systems into cold, efficient, automated marketing assets.
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Interactive layouts, zero human oversight.
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compiles beautiful responsive layouts instantly
You build interactive web experiences using WebGL, shaders, and complex frameworks. Computers do this faster now.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly why that one shader looks weird on a mobile browser.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants suggest cleaner code structures for your boilerplate.
Month 4
Vision models automatically crop and compress your high-poly assets.
Month 9
Generative models produce entire web components from your design prompts.
Month 13
Smart agents write the core logic and state management for you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site deploys itself without a single line of your code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
40 percent
Time spent centering divs
12 per second
Average animation frame drops
99 percent
Broken library dependencies
Your severance
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