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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou invent problems so you can pretend to build solutions for them.
Professional over-designer, dreamer of impossible kinematic chains.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite patents, zero original thoughts.
ow.youAI▸ IDEATIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes product geometry while you blink
Drafting modular CAD assemblies, prototyping mechanical linkages, performing iterative stress simulations, and endlessly refactoring product specifications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically justify why the weird prototype feels right to hold.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your decade of legacy design files is ingested to train our generative geometry model.
Month 4
The system begins suggesting mathematically perfect linkages that you usually missed in your manual drafts.
Month 10
Vision-guided robotic cells begin printing and testing physical samples while you are sleeping.
Month 14
The AI generates its own design reviews and corrects its own tolerance errors without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The manufacturing line accepts G-code directly from the server, rendering your design role completely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
400+
Iteration count
92%
Failure rate
9 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own CAD software.
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