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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Creative Illustrator jobs? · Latest report #apszm9mj
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour aesthetic is just a series of patterns waiting for a prompt.
Drawing the future, waiting for the past to arrive.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your style into infinite stock.
oof.you▸ MERCHGEN STUDIO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates new merch lines while you sleep
You draft original concepts for merchandise and manage inventory for physical booths. We turn pixels into mass-produced items.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still capture the specific, weird human nostalgia that data sets occasionally miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scans your portfolio to learn your exact visual language.
Month 4
The AI generates three hundred high-res designs based on current trends.
Month 8
Files are sent directly to print-on-demand services with zero human oversight.
Month 13
An interactive digital storefront replaces your physical convention booth entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your creative input is officially marked as redundant legacy data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Zero
Original design cost
10x human
Booth sales velocity
0 percent
Merchandise waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our art generation model.
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