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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your soul-searching prose for high-speed statistical content generation.
Lover of deep dives, hater of efficient output.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the long-form existential dread.
split.youAI▸ FACTBOT NARRATIVE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates credible primary sources instantly
You spend weeks digging through archives and interviewing people to write one story. We generate ten by lunch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a subject is lying based on a subtle micro-expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools vacuum up your entire archive for faster model training.
Month 3
The AI learns to mimic your specific tone and narrative rhythm.
Month 6
AI callers conduct and record interviews using pre-set investigative scripts.
Month 10
Real-time access to public databases eliminates your research delay entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system publishes the final story while you are still editing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
2,500
Average word count per day
Infinite
Hours spent in library
Zero
Fact-checking errors per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API rate limits.
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