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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour creative brainstorm is just a slightly more expensive random number generator.
Senior PR professional managing sports narratives and inevitable disappointment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral sports stories without the meetings.
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automates press releases for non-existent events
You pitch sports narratives, manage client expectations, and oversee social media campaigns that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to pretend you care about a client's brand mission.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots replace your manual monitoring of social media brand mentions.
Month 7
AI writes your press releases based on your existing brand style.
Month 16
Digital stand-ins attend the client syncs you skip.
Year 2.1
Software manages vendors for experiential activations without your guidance.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency shifts to a zero-human creative engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
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Meaningless meetings per week
92%
Ideas ignored by clients
too many
Words in press releases
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free coffee voucher.
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