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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague emails into deliverables that nobody actually reads.
Professional cat-herder of designers and erratic videographers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless content production for the mindless.
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You chase freelancers for assets and babysit timelines for marketing campaigns. You move spreadsheets to track creative output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which freelancer is lying about being finished with their work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents now scrape your shared drives for missing files.
Month 5
An AI bot now updates the trackers before you wake.
Month 11
Our software auto-emails freelancers when files are late.
Month 18
AI reconciles your budget sheets in a single microsecond.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the assets are now self-managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400+
Emails per campaign
12
Spreadsheet tabs managed
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated task manager.
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